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Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.
Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
by Jonnic October 8, 2020
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Scrotii

The Latin slang term first used under the reign of emperor Augustus and originated in the Lombardian Alps. Directly translated to multiple scrotums, Scrotii was mainly used to describe the neck scarves that the soldiers used to wear made of their dead foes scrotums. The soldiers used to wear these to keep their necks protected by the thick layer of skin and to help keep them warm through their mountainous treks.
Verified by Mr Stivens
My scrotii is covered in sweat
Use their scrotums to add too the thickness of your scrotii
I gifted my scrotii to your mother
The contents of my scrotii have gone rancid
by Women Moment May 4, 2021
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scrowny

a combination of a screening officer and someone with downsyndrom combined
Hey! kick that scrowny's ass!
by StraightFactsxD December 6, 2021
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doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.
I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.
by Dulced November 2, 2023
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how i scroll

It is a spin-off of "this is how I roll"

Can be understood as this is how one browses the internet. Some keep a pet nearby, others eat chips!
This is how I scroll **holds cat lap**
Yeah I scroll with my pringles in one hand, mouse in the other.
by wirelesscable August 22, 2011
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Scrobble

When Last.fm automatically sends the name of each song played by audio player, they call this “scrobbling.”
The application will scrobble your playlist.
by Biglikeoak November 23, 2006
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scrotum stick

When your balls are semi-sweaty, so that your scrotum sticks to the inside of your leg. Usually you can tell a man with scrotum stick by the way he's walking (trying to unstick his sack from his leg by walking in a very open legged motion -- similar to stradle strut for women but for very different reasons) or pulling at his sack so as to relieve the stickiness.
Sean: "What are you doing, streching your hammies?"

Mike: "No, I've got some nasty scrotum stick I'm trying to alleviate."

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"Mike's scrotum stick was even worse because he shaved his balls."
by Severance June 27, 2006
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