"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
by apples2apples March 28, 2009
A more aggressive term of flicking the bean.
Scraping the couscous requires a very stern hand during female masturbation.
Scraping the couscous requires a very stern hand during female masturbation.
by Funface October 15, 2019
The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
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