Schnickelfritz

When you swap out a high item for a lower quality one because nobody will ever know the difference.

Did you schnickelfritz the Grey Goose for the Sobieski?

People keep coming up saying their Patron tastes like triple sec, I think the bar back schnickelfritzed the wrong bottle.

by Happekitty June 8, 2024

Schmick schmop

General state of orderly.

Let me just get this area looking schmick schmop.

by Strelizrus March 27, 2026

Schnicky

A negative response to something that happened.

“She ended up being a guy? That’s schnicky”

by NBordzy November 21, 2025

Schnickers

A less offensive term for curse/swear word shit

“Holy schnickers”… “aw schnickers”…

by Knucklenutz December 31, 2025

mini-schtink

A hyped up party that is made to look as if it were being held at the Playboy Mansion with 300 guests, a 5:1 girl to guy ratio, unlimited amounts of liquor & beer, a pool filled with supermodels and world renowned Djs spinning behind their decks, when in actuality it is a small sausage fest set inside someone's scummy garage, littered with cigarette butts and empty beer bottles.

" LOL, dude you're gonna throw another mini-schtink? You're so lame, what are you 14?

by M. Barzaga September 21, 2010

Shit Shtickets

A phrase from Cassinese, that is often used as a curse, in reference to something stupid occurring on the speaker's behalf.

"Ahh, shit shtickets, I messed up!"

by Cassinese November 19, 2012

Flat Shtick

Flat Shtick i.e The Penis.

Aww lad, she's mint.She'd get some amount of the Flat shtick!
to give someone the flat shtick meaning to have intercourse with a young female(YUSS).

by Lang Xieu November 8, 2014