Schrödinger’s Whore

Someone who will completely whore themself out, but only for one person.
Girl: “I would be a whore for you and you only.”
Guy: “What are you, Schrödinger’s Whore?”
by MF Star Boy May 24, 2022
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Schrödinger's Lag

The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.
Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"
by BoneZonelol October 08, 2020
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Schrödingers team

When your team is only on the objective when you die. Especially common when your playing healer.
Schrödingers team
by Warescoin April 10, 2023
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Schrödinger's Test

When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.
Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.
by beeixzy June 30, 2023
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Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
by Nigerian Scammer December 05, 2023
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Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet
Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all
by Vincent 64 February 13, 2021
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Schrödinger's Adjective

A made-up, highly nuanced adjective that is uttered or written in the moment to simplify a concept. However, whenever the adjective is analyzed, it loses all meaning.

Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.
1: Soccer is just football but with "feet-hands", ya know?
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective
by foothands29 December 09, 2018
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