schwing schwanger

the Part of the male anatomy that is used in sexual affairs

yo, girl you dont know about my schwing schwanger.

by discat2g September 20, 2004

Schmink

An affectionate term for female genitailia.(similar to pussy, vag, minge, axewound, gut locker etc...

David: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Mylo: Yes mate.
David: Oh yeah, how was it?
Mylo: Well she had the tidiest and best smelling schmink ive enjoyed this year, acctually....

by schminkleston March 8, 2008

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Schmiggity

a word originating in the Poconos for a hoe, whore, or promiscuous female.

guy 1: ayo i'm bout to hit up Renesha's schmig ass.

guy 2: yo u still fuckin wit that schmiggity?

guy 1: hells yea son, i'm tryina get it in.

by Poconadian October 15, 2011

Schwing Schwong

The incorrect or retarded way of saying swastika.

John: "This is Adolph Hitler. I want you to wear my Schwing Schwong!"

Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"

John: "You know what I meant!"

Erik: "You're an idiot"

John: "I know"

by Erik Shakaki February 27, 2008

schmung

gay porn

you love schmung

by schmung master June 28, 2003

Schwing!

a sound of enjoyment or pleasure

I just fucked your mom. Sch-wing!

by Cait/Eileen January 30, 2003