soggy schnitzel

When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.

Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.

by arbuznyschnitzel March 27, 2022

schitzophrenic

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

by Próff April 27, 2017

doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

by sam December 22, 2004

Schnitzel

A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.

I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 4, 2021

Schlitzed

When you drink too much beer and then later poop your pants.

I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.

Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!

That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.

by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013

AC-Schnitzer

A guy with a fucking large penis that is like 1000 meters long

OMG that guy has a AC-Schnitzer

by AC-Schnitzer April 13, 2005

Schlitz

A slur for protestants. Typically white-European protestants. Unlike 'Cracker' this word is actually considered offensive and has been a catalyst for many fist fights.

There is no known tie to 'schlitz' brewing company although the connection is unfortunate.

"I heard Jake went to a Creed concert. What a schlitz."

by Landshark30 May 13, 2015