schadenfruede

shay-den-fru-d

it is anything and everything.
it can be used in any sentence
it can be a noun, adj, verb, etc.

i'm schadenfruede.
and im not schadenfruede.
you are possibly schadenfruede.
and you are not schadenfruede.
i love to schadenfruede.
we can go schadenfruede.
i can do the schadenfruede.
i have schadenfruede.
schadenfruede to the 4th power!
oops, i schadenfrueded.
schadenfruede! where are my socks!?
ew. that was so schadenfruede of you.
sweet, you are so schadenfruede.
what the schadenfruede!?
who schadenfrueded?

by sfloverssss May 18, 2006

schadenfreude-riffic

An adjective form of schadenfreude, but expressing a *lot* of joy at the misfortune of others.

If the Dodgers implode in September, that'd be schadenfreude-riffic for the Giants.

by dwfrank March 7, 2010

schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

Schkeevatz

Dirty person. Seedy. Slutty. Low-class. Trashy. Filthy. Whorish. Skank.

She's a tramp, a schkeevatz; low class.

by Turkey Trot November 7, 2010

Schadenfruit

A raw unsugared sour/bitter fruit (usually citrus), especially when given to a small innocent child.

Mother: Did you just give little Lisa a schadenfruit?
Father: (while laughing and pointing) Ha...yes look at her face.

by Akula1115 November 19, 2010

Schadenroid

Pleasure taken from finding out that an athlete has been caught using performance enhancing substances.

I experienced Schadenroid when I heard Barry Bonds got convicted.

by Baba Doodlius July 15, 2011

Schadenkarma

Experiencing delight at another person's misfortune but not feeling guilty about it as a result of that person's bad karma.

Normally I'd feel bad for being happy that Janet was fired. But she was always so condescending to everyone all of the time that she totally had it coming! It's a clear case of Schadenkarma!!

by Brokeactor May 25, 2012