Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

keith scelzo

Intelligent good looking modest sex machine

I was so horny last night that all I coukd think about was Keith Scelzo

by Lombardo69 May 30, 2019

T Schelled

The act of anally fucking your friends sister and then bragging about it.

Shut the fuck up, I T Schelled your sister last night.

by Dingo05 January 8, 2022

ye old scally wag

a phrase used by pirates whenever you're lazy and stiff and old.

get up, olivia. ye old scally wag.

by ye old scally wag October 10, 2017

popped a scallop

Surprise and rapid protrusion of a testicle from tight underwear or pants, most likely from casual and open-legged sitting positions.

With those tight shorts he inevitably popped a scallop.

by Swag78 January 8, 2019

Bald head Scally Wag

Someone with NO hair in the back

She is a bald head Scally wag

by Fuafijzfn April 8, 2020

scally

scally, chav, brick throwers, belfastians, wear scoopeed up hats.

that scally is bricking my window!!

by Jackass Jim May 11, 2006