Sarcasmed

A surrogate term to replace "said sarcastically"

"I'm getting my lighter" C-Town said. "Yeah where is your lighter?" I replied. C-Town proceeded to pop the trunk. "Of course. The trunk. Where else would it be?" I sarcasmed.

by Dickemdowndom0118 July 16, 2019

sarcasm

Commonly known as "faking it" when a woman fakes an orgasm during sex.

Guy: Did you cum?
Girl: I have never sarcasmed so hard in my life. thank you for nothing

by bittiboi June 20, 2020

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Sarcasm

The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.

You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT

by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021

Sarcasmic

The fool that Justin is to call it sarcasmic, a made up word to argue with sarcastic

Justin the spazmoid is a sarcasmic idiot

by Fannibasher414 June 2, 2018

sarcasm

sarcasm means something said with full intent to be serious
it means they actually mean what their saying

sarcasm: yes, i DEFINITELY love you

by King spuducus the ||| September 24, 2022

Sarcasm

sarcasm is when someone says something to ellie and she takes it seriously

sarcasm is when ellie immediately says how rude!

by elz_belzxx July 28, 2019