Salmon fishing 

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

Salmon fishing by BDWF April 5, 2021

Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

Salmon Slapping by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021

Salmon Co-Cakes 

What some southern kids called Salmon Croquettes.

Mama fixed some salmon co-cakes today.

Salmon Co-Cakes by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022

Salmon cruncher 

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

Salmon cruncher by Housebroke February 20, 2022

Salmon Thighs 

When you slap someone’s thighs really fast and say “Salmon thighs” just to confuse them.

*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*

*gives salmon thighs*

Other person “wtf are you doing?”

You: “giving salmon thighs”

Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”

You: no that’s thunder thighs!

Salmon Thighs by MeshaSakuraLee March 7, 2022

Salmon Breath

Salmon Breath is the taste/smell you are left with after eating a chick out

also known as pussy breath

yo paddy you got salmon breath, you ain't hitting the Zaza

Salmon Breath by jizzgobbler November 1, 2022

Salmon Cake 

When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.

Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.

Salmon Cake by Aero L December 8, 2022