Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.
Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.
by Bluebillattii April 06, 2024
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The Soak

When you put your tongue in a glass of water without drinking it.
Man I'm so parched, I'm could use The Soak.
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Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.
Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.
by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022
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Soak

To get hit by a fast-flying puck, ball, fist, etc. and show little to no sign of pain.
Josh absolutely soaked that pitch.
by Blueduckclan November 14, 2019
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Damn he’s such a fuckin soak. His name must be Larry.
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Soak

A bitch boy that thinks he knows everything when really and just a scared pussy.

A commonly known name for being a soak is Colton.
Goddamn it colton is being such a soak these days.
by Your lil sister June 05, 2023
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