fork in the road

(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions

(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?

by anonymous August 30, 2004

Roadmen

A Roadmen is a British drug dealer who is ALWAYS wearing their puffer jacket no matter what the weather, they also wear a black cap to intimidate the other roadmen. they also have a pouch that they keep their trusty shank in incase their is a challenger to the endz throne last but not least the esssential item to becoming a roadmen is their weed, they will never be seen without it

Roadmen:
Ayo wagwan pifting wots yo bbm pin, this lot is pure mandem, tings are in the endz

by wagwanTings January 4, 2019

hit the road

to leave a meeting/place (because you just have to); other way of saying "have to go"...

aight i gotta hit the road, peace, later!

by bzikofski December 2, 2004

road fingers

This is when a someone fingers a women while driving. It's the femlale equivelent to road head. It can be performed by either the driver or the passenger.

Sarah's favorite part of driving though North Dakota was the road fingers.
It seemed only fair that Katie get some road fingers after all the road head she had performed.

by Jason6025 August 28, 2006

Cyber-roasting

the art of talking bad about someone through electronic means. ie. the cyberworld (media, internet, cellular phones)

For example, cyber-roasting can include cellular texts emails msn chat facebook etc.

by ATOWN1991 May 29, 2011

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

Roaring Stop

When a friend in the passenger seat of your car randomly yells out to a passing pedestrian some random abuse or funny call, and you quickly pull over next to the pedestrian to make it awkward for your friend.

You should have seen Bill’s face when I came to a roaring stop after he yelled out to a guy at the ATM “I saw ur pin!”

As we were driving past the mall, Joe yelled “hey sexy legs, how much?” to a blonde bombshell. So I came to a roaring stop. She almost jumped in the car and slapped him!

by ckohler87 October 2, 2009