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I shall strike thy rectum

"I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way..
Hamlet: thous mother suckith

Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy rectum
by Theis September 20, 2006
mugGet the I shall strike thy rectummug.

big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.
Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum
by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016
mugGet the big fat cock in my rectummug.

Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!
by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003
mugGet the Rectum, damn near killed him!mug.

Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.
Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!
by TheSpice March 14, 2021
mugGet the Rectum rearrangermug.

Rectumate

Cumming in a womans arse. Like impregnate, but no-one gets knocked up.
I'm going to rectumate her.
by Pigrocks August 21, 2006
mugGet the Rectumatemug.

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.
Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.
by BendJehovah April 18, 2014
mugGet the rectum slurping sloth rapistmug.

rectum eater

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!
by Nothereatm September 21, 2022
mugGet the rectum eatermug.

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