I shall strike thy rectum

"I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way..

Hamlet: thous mother suckith

Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy rectum

by Theis September 20, 2006

big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.

Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum

by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016

Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003

Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.

Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!

by TheSpice March 14, 2021

Rectumate

Cumming in a womans arse. Like impregnate, but no-one gets knocked up.

I'm going to rectumate her.

by Pigrocks August 21, 2006

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

rectum eater

A person who is a suck up or a pain in the ass

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!

by Nothereatm September 21, 2022