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The Reciter

Name for Barack Obama because of his heavy reliance on teleprompters. While some mistakenly call him a great orator, he is actually a mere babbler without his teleprompter. He is now known as the The Reciter, or in England as The Great Reciter.
The Reciter thanked himself during a St. Patrick's Day speech because he can't think and recite off the teleprompter at the same time.

Did you see The Reciter's impromptu speech when his teleprompter broke? He never made one complete sentence.
by jackwayd March 25, 2009
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treash reckoning phase

Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.
My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."
by Literate Stud February 16, 2023
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reckon

if one reckons they think they are above everyone else, they think that they are cool.
Shvedds reckons himself
by Will Castle May 2, 2006
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recieve him

recieving GOD
"recieve him"
by sherisse March 23, 2010
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recieving a tomato

the act of revieving a hickey below the neck;)
OH MY GOODNESS , you JUST RECIEVIED A TOMATO:o
ahhhh ye boii;)

i like recieving a tomato.
by moe'niqwa September 11, 2010
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sperm reciprocal

(noun) A reciprocal for sperm; an opening, commonly an orifice, into which men commonly deposit sperm.

Examples: cunts, colons, mouths
Your mother may not look so tasty now, but at one point your father saw her as a wondrous sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.

Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
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secret recipe

The best food a man makes when his woman is sick or hurt or he just loves them so much
Stephen pulled out his secret recipe potatoes and carrots and rushed across town to deliver them to Mandy and Cooper when she fell and got hurt after a hot shower.
by deef jung October 16, 2017
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