Reetus

Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) is an ancient word developed by the ancient memesters (ᛗᛖᛗᛖᛋᛏᛖᚱᛋ) to solve the terrible plague which was the Plague of Ree (ᛈᛚᚨᚷᚢᛖ ᛟᚠ ᚱᛖᛖ). The Plague of Ree was a long age when mankind found out about the tempting word Ree (ᚱᛖᛖ). Soon later, the world was flooded with people shouting 'Freaking Normies REEEEEEEEEE'. So the high council of men, consisting of Dark Wizard Daequan, Lord Commander Pewdiepie and The Person who gets nine-year-old gamer's attention, Grandayy, made a new form of the tempting word Ree and changed it into Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) (this started the foundation of Latin) and this word was less tempting, making Ree fade away. But, unfortunately, Dark Wizard Daequan saw the Ree's power and used it for himself. Pewdiepie and Grandayy were successful in not using its power, but Daequan is still in the shadows, and its power will soon take over the world once again, but what remains of the memesters, which is led by Lord Regent of Memes, Grandayy, is fighting back. Will you fight in the War of the Ree?

Never say Ree, always say Reetus

by Did I Get Top Definition? November 10, 2018

reesty

Scabby, minging, generally unpleasant

'Look at that reesty flea-ridden hoor!!'

by A friend June 6, 2003

reetwole

3 testicles

The President has reetwole.

by Rozzy January 18, 2003

repetilicious

A descriptive word for the post-modern theoretical approach to music composition where repetition is used in a delicious manner. Repitition for nothing other than its deliciousness.

The end of that song, "Le 65isme," by Buck 65 is so repetilicious.

by nexus_straggler November 12, 2008

reet mint

A describtion of something pretty awesome. A combination of reet and mint, both very positive adjectives.

This club is reet mint.
You see that scab cracker standing over there? I swear she's reet mint!

by PETETHEHEAT February 28, 2008

reetbot

noun, adjective: a more politically correct, socially acceptable way of referring to a person with considerably sub-par intelligence; a synonym for the popular, but outdated term 'retard.'

It was my intention to wear the life jacket on the bus and act like a total reetbot.
OR
That defunct toaster is totally reetbot.

by Kaïla & Flanny June 11, 2008

repetitive 'like' disorder

When someone uses like way too much in a conversation, usually to connect ideas and thoughts.

"Alright, so he was like so cute! I was like so happy that like I met him. He's like so kind and he like always like cheering me up when I was like down and stuff. So I was like asking him if he like wanted to like go out and he was like..."
"OMG, shut up! You got a serious case of repetitive 'like' disorder!"

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014