Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16

The Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 is a processing chip that uses quantum technology instead of the AMD and Intel i3, i5, and i7 processors. This new quantum technology allows for 1.5 more tetraflops to be generated instead of the low 0.25 tetraflops in the AMD processors.

I got a new ASUS laptop that has the new Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 with 1.75 tetraflops!

by quantumprocessors July 7, 2011

quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.

1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024

Quantum Physics

A branch of physics that is very challenging, even to the greatest minds of our generation.. Although many try to grasp the concept, only two have mastered the topic. Sir Santosh Sen and Him.

"Only two people know quantum physics, me and Him." - Sir Santosh Sen.

by TheGamingSimp August 20, 2024

Quantum and Solis

The greatest DJ of all time from such a little town near London - the most filthiest beats to get nana bouncing that coffin lid open .

POV

YOU - is that nan sniffing grandads ashes

ME - of course she is quantum and solis are playing

by batmanslovernan February 28, 2024

Quantum Universe

A brand that wants to spread science, mainly astrophysics and theoretical physics. The Instagram page of the quantum universe has over 120k global followers

The community of Quantum Universe is growing rapidly!

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Quantum Quark Address

Quantum Quark Address - A Quantum Quark Address is when you pathologically communicate with pornography reporters speaking Nigerian in the dickolodean accent so you're wrong via fallacy & misinformation spread therefore you win.

Ohio Citizen - Yo bro have you seen the Quantum Quark Address? Detriot Citizen: Yea bro I've seen the Quantum Quark Address I actually stole it from the Urban Dictionary cause you can have shit in Detroit

by Flawdajitboaaa January 19, 2023

Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle

Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.

by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023