Muslim punch

To punch one so hard in the armpit (and hit a specific pressure point) that they shit their pants

Of fuck did you see Timmy Muslim punch Bob? He totally shit his pants

by Sucka deez Chinese nuts June 10, 2018

punching the munchkin

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.

Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.

by Gunner H August 26, 2006

throat punch

rapid, unexpected knucklethrust into larynx of douchebag who is pissing you off. results: subject does horizontal chickendance, pukes,and cannot dial 911.

step a little closer; I cant hear you....Whats for lunch?
THROATPUNCH!!!

by eMyers February 1, 2004

Punch face

The ring of punch found around a kids mouth after mass consumption of fruit punch. Though typically found in shades of red it can also be found in green, orange, purple, and blue. Punch face is usually accompanied by cookie crumbs, childhood obesity and an impoverished single mother.

Jake: " Hey bro that kids face is sunburned around his lips."

Brandon: " Nah man see the cookie crumbs on his shirt? He's dealing with chronic punch face."

by The amazing Brando May 8, 2014

hunch punch

grain alcohol and/or vodka with fruit punch, hawaiian punch, other fruit juices, and/or fruit. can also add ginger ale, sprite, 7up etc for fizz.

hunch punch tear you up

by lilhood December 7, 2009

punch a cone

to smoke a bong.

"wanna punch a cone?"

by takisho yakamoto January 15, 2009

courtesy punch

When one must punch a friend or acquaintance to get them to quit making an ass of themselves or the group. Usually directed towards the face with much force.

Friend 1: Nobody's gonna get any booty if Frank doesn't shut the hell up!

Friend 2: Yeah, he needs a courtesy punch.

(Subsequent punch causes Frank to shut up)

by Oscar_Wilde February 21, 2009