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pumpkin pounder

Q:Did you hear Jenna only has sex with redheaded men?

A: Ya Jenna is a pumpkin pounder bro!
by Pfresh5000 April 17, 2014
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Rapid Pumpkin

When a girl gets screwed so quickly("rapidly", if you will), that her vagina gets all sore and red/orange like a pumpkin.
Cindy: "Oh man, my vag is so sore."

Lisa: "Why?"

Cindy: "Last night Jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin."
by The Amazing Mr. E August 6, 2008
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Humping and pumping

The only thing that keeps you healthy and sane.
Lets get fit with Wii!

FFS, humping and pumping are way better!
by ChrisO'Neat April 29, 2010
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pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.
Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.
by JOHN February 10, 2004
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pumpkin pounder

Women who love gingers (red headed men) and treat them as sexual objects.
Dude, check out that foxy lady at the end of the bar checking you out. She's digging your red lochs. She looks like a pumpkin pounder!
by The bro's bro April 17, 2014
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Generic Pumpkin

an ordinary pumpkin that has nothing special about it all save for it is a pumpkin. it's home grown average vegetable stuff.
"this pumpkins not from japan!!!! its a generic pumpkin!!!! i dont want it!!!!"
by Luken April 30, 2006
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Smashing Pumpkins

While double teaming a sex partner the two males ball sacks "smash" together causing stomach pains for both males.
Hey Darren, we have to be careful when we dp this broad - I hate Smashing Pumpkins.
by DarrenSharper April 18, 2014
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