plates

Cockney ryhming slang for feet. Derives from 'plates of meat'. As with all cockney rhyming slang, the rhyming part is not used in speech.

Christ look at the size of his plates (christ look at the size of his feet).

by C Webb May 16, 2006

Plate Chaser

When a dog/cat or other animal is givin a leftover plate of food and while licking the plate slides, so the animal is chasing the plate.

My dog Buster loves to be a plate chaser.

by AlwithaZ July 23, 2009

plate envy

Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you

Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!

by rapmac November 8, 2009

palate for upholstery

When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.

Wow, look at that girl with the short spikey hair, she definitely has a palate for upholstery

by juleybee December 14, 2010

Plateaubia

Fear of wearing flat shoes.

I have serious plateaubia every time I try to wear flat shoes.

by resteazy July 10, 2015

pudate

An update that went wrong; a typo for "update"; a change to something that didn't work out as intended

I pudated the meeting invitation but left off the dial-in information. Whoops!

by Cazimi October 3, 2017

Plateaued Equilibrium

The lovely place between pissed and stoned.

Hey, Matt, what do you call that place between pissed and stoned?

Plateaued Equilibrium man.

by marcowh April 13, 2021