puck

a chick who likes to bang hockey players

These 3 pucks showed up at around 2am and wanted some lovin' so we fired up a good kook show

by jonesalo May 7, 2003

Feather Plucker Syndrome

A phenomena of human anti-social behavior shown by crack cocaine addicts. Subconsciously, the addict purposely alienates their person from everyone else by the act of self-mutilation. While alone and under the influence, the person does this by looking into the mirror and picking at his/her face until bleeding occurs.

This type of behavior can be likened to the capture and traumatic displacing of a South American Scarlet Macaw. This is now an in country parrot that plucks its feathers out for seemingly no apparent reason at all.

However, stress and detachment, same as the need to be alone with their addicting drugs causes both the addict and bird a horrific disfigurement.

The doctor says to the crack-head, "Young lady, I'm going to suggest that you seek mental treatment; this is the worst case of Feather Plucker Syndrome I have ever seen!"

"There is only one thing worse in this world than a now reformed bible-toting whore: The fact that she used-to-be an opium addicted feather plucker as well!" Gravy111

by gravy111 November 22, 2010

Pucker Butt

When Some one will not take it in the ass. Or some one is so tight assed they can't spend a dime one any thing or any one.

She is a Pucker Butt cause she don't do anal. My boy friend is such a pucker butt and will not spend a dime on me.

by Andrea February 13, 2005

Puck

A word which originated in Crown Point IN that refers to a person who is greedy and doesn’t care about anyone but his self. A Puck is greedy and only take for his self

Everyone: Johns a fucking loser puck that sells fake carts and he a greedy fuck
John: makes puck noise

by Retardcunt27 October 25, 2019

Puck Slut

slut you see at the game watching, doesn't have a relative playing but a list of the roster's going through it picking out what guy they want to fuck

look at those towny's with the tournament packet, she's gonna fuck 23 he's got mad dangles... fuckin puck sluts

by Luke B. April 16, 2006

puck slut

a girl who only fucks hockey players

jaime forund is such a puck slut

by adsgeagahadsddsgea December 30, 2006

Puckerfuck

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"

CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."

by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011