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Professional Protester

A person with considerable experience in protesting who is often willing and able to put themselves in sometimes compromising positions in which others are not. Usually highly knowledgeable of the issues surrounding the protest and dedicated to the cause. Often a veteran of many protests and demonstrations and usually well-equipped to ensure that things run according to plan.
That protest camp is so well run, they must be professional protesters

professional barfighter 

A man who is adept at various forms of martial arts, most notably Shotokan Karate, Kyokushin Karate, Shorinji Kenpo, Kajukenbo, Judo, Kali, Wing Chun, Jeet Kun Do, or Aikido. They never indulge in drinking alcoholic beverages, but hang around the area in a secret, undisclosed location. The moment a barfight erupts, they jump in screaming very loudly, clad in some sort of martial arts uniform such as a gi, and proceed to clean the bar.
Brian Urlacker: Hey buddy, you got a problem? Wanna take it outside?

Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.

Professional Jackass

Someone who has been such a jackass that the person has become famous for it.
Osama Bin Laden: I am a professional jackass, and I'm proud of it! And I'm in hell for it! I love being a terrorist!

professional fan 

a fan who knows a lot about a band or artist but is less creepy and cooler than a stalker/fan girl, but still not as cool as a groupie.
"That girl must be a professional fan. She doesn't know the band but she's way cooler than a fan girl."
professional fan by Stacy Lynn March 3, 2008

Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).
Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)

Professional Women Herder 

White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.
Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.