procrastachatting

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!

I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010

procrastinatious

Any person or thing that causes time to be wasted when more important things are pending...

Karen's bum knee and her A.D.D. has caused her to really be procrastinatious to all of her events lately...

by psyCohn April 7, 2010

procrastaeating

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.

I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

by cakecakecake May 16, 2010

Procrasternet

Procrastination due to abusive consumption of the internet.

Man : "I procrasterneted all day because I didn't want to leave my internest."

by Urmummah01 March 1, 2011

Procrastipoop

v. to deny and put aside any feelings you may have that are telling you to take a shit. Broken down into two words we get, procrastinate and poop. Essentially, one is so incredibly lazy that they don't even bother to relieve themselves, procrastinating their pooping habits. Can also be used as a noun: procrastipooper.

Jeff: Dude, did you hear about that one kid in the obituaries this morning?

Steve: Yeah man, apparently he was a procrastipooper and died from a build up of shit in his body.

Jeff: hm, shame.

by ceramicHands April 7, 2011

Procrastaworking

Doing all the other chores you can think of while not taking care of the one thing you actually *need* to get done. Lets you feel like you accomplished something without actually taking care of business.

Friend One : I cleaned the whole house, did laundry, and mowed the lawn but I didn't get over to the DMV to renew my plates.

Friend Two: Wow, that's a lot of procrastaworking just to avoid the line at the DMV.

by supersmurf30 June 14, 2011

procrastitweeting

Increased twitter activity during periods of study or work, as a means of procrastinating.

I have a huge assignment to do but instead I've been procrastitweeting by @replying all my friends about how much I hate having to do this assignment.

by hiddenstar13 October 4, 2011