Priest

Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park

Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.

Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.

Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.

Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?

Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.

Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

Priebus

The act of kissing someone's ass so hard it is left covered with hickies, similar to what Reince Priebus did to Donald Trump when he said it was a "blessing" to serve him.

I couldn't wait for Chuck to beg for his job and kiss my ass, but he gave me such a Priebus that it hurts to sit down.

by John the Felon June 15, 2017

High Priestess Jew

This is typically a person of jewish decent. Its a great honor to be this. Usually a quite attractive person, but is a super simple bitch you can also call her No Booty Judy but she'll get mad and push you down ... :(

Person 1: hey what are you doing
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......

by l0$+b0y4lyf3 January 11, 2012

wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.

'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Shadow Priest

A spec and class in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT (win) that if you roll it, you will end up regretting. This is pretty much because every patch it is gimped more, and pretty much in the end ends up being the worst class in the game. In 1v1 situations it pretty much gets raped by everyone, yet some people have the nerve to call shadow priests overpowered, and cry about them all the time. Roll 1, you will regret it--most likely... Also known as a PvP tank.

1. He rolled a shadow priest lolololololol.
2. Look, a shadow priest, lets rape it.
3. Lol, he died faster than a shadow priest.
4. Lol, he dps' less than a shadow priest.

by Gul'dan Spriest December 9, 2008

angry priest

One who is known to have an active temper and will lash out and refuse to heal a fellow raider.

Kathula: "YOU FUCKTARD IM NOT HEALING YOU!"
Happycorpse: "ask for buffs one more time and im not buffing you at all!"

They can both be called "angry priest"

by Guildmate July 12, 2006