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swaggometric pressure 

swaggometric pressure - The measurement of swagga recorded by a swaggometer. A measurement of sexy or coolness of an individual that puts pressure on the nerves of an onlooking hater.
"Man the swaggometric pressure in the club last night was high, fools were jocking my style like back on Jupiter"
swaggometric pressure by deeznuttas September 27, 2011

No Pressure 

"Did you hear no pressure?"
"Yes, best album since t.i.t.s"
No Pressure by Kyrøn July 28, 2020

Mask Pressure 

Wearing a mask in public (generally an outdoor area) only of guilt since everyone else in the area is also wearing one
I always feel safe walking outside during corona, but the fact that everyone else is wearing a mask makes me guilty about not wearing one

Damn, mask pressure is a powerful thing

Blud Pressure 

Street slang for 'peer pressure' which utilises a medical pun.
A: "Blud, you want some pills?"
B: "umm, not really sure boi"
A: "go on son, it's well safe"
B: "aight then blud, safe"

*shit man, i'm only doin this cos of Blud Pressure*
Blud Pressure by fat brewer November 16, 2009

Beer Pressure 

Beer pressure comprises a set of group dynamics where by a group of people in which one feels comfortable may override the sexual personal habits, individual moral inhibitions or idiosyncratic desires to impose a group norm of attitudes and/or behaviors, mainly pertaining to the ingestion of beer during working hours.
"Dude, I cant' take all this beer pressure, I'm going to have to suck down a keg..."
Beer Pressure by Edward Palisoc February 16, 2006

Pee group pressure

The desire not to be left out when a group of friends decide to take a pee break at the public toilets.
Yeah, I didn't need to go, but I didn't want to miss out on all that gossip, so I gave in to pee group pressure and pretended I had to go as well.
Pee group pressure by Traveltext October 11, 2008