presentating

a word that stupid people who don't have lives use instead of the word "presenting" because they don't know shit

me: when is your presentation?

the lil shit: im presentating today, i hope i get an A

by heehee_mj_noises February 25, 2022

INVOLUNTARY PRESENT

It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.

Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:

A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.

RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837

YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP

SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD

TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY

CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN

LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.

Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh

I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.

by METE MEAT MEET May 16, 2021

Presentate

When you are about to present something in your class but you forgot that 'present' is in your vocabulary so your brain somehow came up with 'presentate' and you'll witness yourself get lectured by your teacher saying that presentate is not a word. Welp, if any of your teachers said that to you, show this to them. It's a word now. Click, BOOM! (also, bonus points if your classmates also correct you.

"Hello Mr./Ms./Mx. Today, I am going to presentate my slides for the topic (insert random topic here). (presents their presentation). Thank you for listening."
Some random person: "It's not 'presentate', it's 'present'."
"Wow, that was a great presentation. But fyi, it's 'present' not 'presentate'. You should learn how to say 'present' correctly."

by Shoyo Hinata was here y'all May 25, 2021

Poop Chute Presentation (PCP)

Shaking the buttock quickly in an up and down motion with the hips, spreading the shaker's "cheeks" to present the anus, often to hypnotized onlookers. This is done repeatedly, mostly on all fours, in a frog-like position. More professional presenters are able to deliver said movement while in a sumo style (wide) stance standing. The Poop Shute Presentation can be abbreviated to it's more common street/bedroom/pool party name of "PCP".

1) Mildred was shocked to see a young woman doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in front of the hams in the meat section at Vons.

2) Women were hypnotizing the boys doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) at the clubs in Miami. The boys were making it rain for them.

3) Becky took me to the VIP room to do the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in private, but I left 'cause she was nasty.

by Henry Squaddlebottom August 10, 2021

presenteeism

A common behavioural pattern in dysfunctional workplaces where the employee is not evaluated by managers or peers by what they do, but rather what they don't do.

The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.

I just had a meeting with Jill, Jane and Jack, reporting on achieving absolutely nothing,and had my socks rocked off as to their blinding knack for appearing busy without disturbing anything, presenteeism at its finest delivered by true professional experts.

by prototypist September 1, 2021

Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.

What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.

by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025

Non-present Cuck

A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.

This guy I’m seeing is a non-present cuck.

by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025