fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

Suck Presents

A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.

by SGMinty July 31, 2006

Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 15, 2020

present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 10, 2019

Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal

To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal

by Pink gin May 20, 2020

Metropolis Present

The Best Fucking Theme in Sonic Hysteria and if you think otherwise you are unbased and will be executed.

(Unless you prefer Launch Base Underwater which I understand)

Person 1: BRO Have you heard the Metropolis Present Remix in Sonic Hysteria?

Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!

Person 3: I prefer Bad Future.

Person 1 + 2: Good for you bro.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 24, 2021

dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016