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preadolescent predator

a boy who belives in getting girls while they are "ripe" (15 and younger). he goes to parties and gets preadolescents drunk so he can "get to know them better" his mottos include "no need to break out the mower if the grass hasnt started growing" and "no grass on the lawn? go around back and play in the mud" and "its much better to spread the seed where the seeds havnt sprouted yet"
the guy at the party who looks like either your weird uncle or an undercover cop, who buys the alchohol leagaly but only lets the girls drink it and calls you a "cock block" if you ask for a shot. most likely carrys around ghb and year old condoms hoping to "get lucky"
by mike easy money August 20, 2005
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Preacher

by Ali November 28, 2004
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Preamble

The music played at a venue before and during a band's set up.
1. I really like the preamble this place has selected.

2. Why does this place always play Reggae as its preamble?
by saynewkid August 5, 2009
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preamble

n. The rituals and rites, the gathering of things and the tying of shoes, that immediately preceed a walk.
I'm almost ready to go on a walk with you, but I'm going through my preamble and I can't find my shoes or my keys.
by whitoutadoubt June 29, 2011
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PEAM

Pre-Ejaculatory Anal Mensuration
PEAM: pretty self explanitory
by Harkness Irwing April 26, 2011
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Peam

Hey dude, you're such a peam!
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preacher creature

a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a freindly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your freind and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually beleive any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.
Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"

punks- "Go home preacher creature."
by skank89 September 2, 2008
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