Wash Your Possum

An insult accidently created during a drunken bout at Schoolies. Used when one wishes to stump or confuse the fuck out of their verbal opponent. The beauty of the insult is it has no real meaning, it's meaning and degree of insultation changes as per the victim.
Can be used with variations of 'fuck' in it.
"Fuck, go wash your possum", "go wash your fuckin possum", fuckkity fuck fuck-knuckle fuck-shit, go wash your fucking possum.... fuck!"

Sick as shit tough kid; What did u say to me poof, yeah go on say something... fucking queer I'll stomp your head in.

You; Go wash your fucking possum!

Sick as shit tough kid; What? Bitch come on fuckin say it again

You; Wash your possum

Sick as shit tough kid; *leaves to figure out whether or not you actually insulted him*

by TheParmigianCrew January 14, 2012

awesome my possum

Not Awesome.

"St. Anger by Metallica Awesome?! AWESOME MY POSSUM!"

by sheeps September 08, 2003

fat possum pussy

Pussy so open you say hi to your kids before the even pop out.

Damn baby you got a fat possum pussy! Is were all the marsupials go.

by shdh March 24, 2016

possum eating briers

a very mischievous and devilish grin. Usually after you have done something illegal or very immoral.

Johnny looked like a possum eating briers after he came back from his girlfriend's house

by Lispboy420 October 12, 2015

inside out possum

Term used to describe a well worn vagina.

I went to Jenny’s last night, and while I was having my rusty sheriffs badge tongue punched, I went down for the growl on her mut, but it looked like I was about to wrestle an inside out possum.

by Townsville June 14, 2018

playing sex possum

A male sex partner who pretends to be deceased or very stunned during the act of lovemaking.
This can either be through the acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.

Negative example:
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a total Sex Possum... eiw"

Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."

by eyeknowit April 09, 2014

Awesome My Possum

When one does a half-ass job shaving their genitals. (Usually Male.)

"My girlfriend said my shave job looked like a possum when she went down on me."

by Jtron 3000 September 11, 2003