Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.
As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.
by DenGonzo December 9, 2012

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

a cute little korean lady that likes to fart, yell, meow, poop, scream, laugh, and snort. Pootie is one of the cutest people you will probably ever meet. She is so full of life and makes you laugh. She has the most genuine heart and is so caring. She is a little scary tho...
Girl 1: Ugh she's so lucky her mom is a Pootie Park
Girl 2: Sameee I wish I grow up to be Pootie Park too!!
Girl 2: Sameee I wish I grow up to be Pootie Park too!!
by ooga booga pooga November 25, 2021

by wove muffin November 25, 2010

adjective for the term 'poo' used by Moawajunie Mei to express the cuteness of TOMORROW X TOGETHERS CHOI YEONJUN!
by yawnzzn August 13, 2024

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022

by Landon <3 January 25, 2022
