Politehole

Someone who is being nice yet still manages to be rude.

"Hey Tina."

"Hey Kelly, that dress you're wearing is beautiful! It really takes the attention away from your cold sore."

Tina is a politehole.

by Sean Liteman April 19, 2018

poltergeist

A Rolls-Royce Ghost, Phantom or Wraith.

I'm pulling the poltergeist out my garage.

by Piks Fresh2Def January 20, 2018

poltergeisted

Poltergeisted: Verb: When someone you love slowly disappears over time while physically and emotionally hurting you in the process.

Poltergeisted is like ghosting except it last a lot longer and hurts 100x worse.

by Supes2511 May 10, 2018

Poltergeist

The Poltergeist is the Rolls-Royce Ghost, a luxury car. A “poltergeist” is a ghost or spirit that creates physical disruption by moving objects and making loud noises. Look at the models Phanton or Wraith for example.

Offset on "Too Hotty":

Remember all the trial nights (trial!)
Pull up in the Poltergeist (skrr!)

by YungMarco May 4, 2018

polite wash

To polish, bend and/or omit the truth in order to make it more palatable to the intended audience.

Because the question is open-ended yet specific to the employee’s needs/desires, it is hard for a candidate to “polite wash” the answer so that it fits what they think you want to hear.

by Too Fat to Be an Assassin June 12, 2018

poltergeistly

Adj. To take form of a Poltergeist. To

access Poltergeist abilities.

I went Poltergeistly Prancing for souls.

by CelticLucas November 4, 2018

polite choking

Gentle sexual choking.

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.

by Archangel February 11, 2019