PMS avenger

A fictional superhero with the ability too wreak havoc on mens lives, fortunately she only works 4 days a month.

"oh shit its PMS avenger duck and cover."
-spits flame out of mouth and bitch slaps innocent bystander.

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

PMS strike

a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.

My wife had a PMS Strike last night.
PMS strikes are ruining my marriage!

by Bob October 12, 2004

PMS Endcap

The endcap at Trader Joe's next to the checkout stand. This endcap contains every bit of chocolate yum-yum that someone experiencing PMS would ever want to nibble on.

I need to grab a bag of salted, chocolate caramels from the PMS endcap before I kill someone!

by anaginghipster January 15, 2013

PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome)

The sudden, irritable, cranky mood that happens to someone when they are super hungry or have low-blood sugar and need to eat something NOW. Both men & women suffer from this syndrome equally.

You've been out all day shopping with a friend. You're having a great time when your friend suggests going into one more shop before stopping for food, and you bite his/her head off. Your friend says, "Wow, what's wrong with you?" You say, "I'm suffering from PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome), so let's get something to eat, NOW."

by cava nava May 28, 2013

PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)

Pissy Man Syndrome: Those random occurrences lasting anywhere from minutes to weeks when males act moody, whiny, and irritable as if menstruating.

See also: Manstration

Person 1: Jesus what's wrong with Fred?

Person 2: Heck if I know. Guess he's got a serious case of "PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)".

by Stanzorz December 8, 2009

PMS fairy

When a girl is PMSing and everyone around her starts to get grumpy as well. Also known as, PMS fairy syndrome.

Don't go near Emily she's being a PMS fairy.

Girl 1: SHUT UP!
Girl 2: Calm down, your getting PMS fairy syndrome.

by Numero Pushkino December 8, 2007

PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome)

The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.

Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."

by Willy March 21, 2005