back seat pilot

Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.

Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.

John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.

by Ms Chai August 30, 2017

cody pilot

A name used when a man’s genitalia can’t be located with the human eye, and requires magnification tools. When located, the organ is typically surrounded by clusters that one may consider herpes, but they’re instead a rare fungal infection that occurs when performing sexual acts in a field of butter.

After seeing cody pilot, my vagina dried of like the Sahara Desert.

by RumpleForeskin1 January 4, 2018

seasoned bush pilot

statement refers to an older lesbian

Look at the two gals holding hands. Boy, I bet they are a couple of seasoned bush pilots.

by KIrby Miller November 23, 2007

co pilot

When a passenger holds the wheel for a driver while he is lighting a bowl, bong, bubbler, joint, or any other smoking apparatus usually for marijuana

Yo bro want to co pilot for a second while i spark this bowl

by Admiral_Ackbar March 26, 2009

twenty one pilots

twenty one pilots is the best band in existence. the band consists of two happy boys named tyler joseph and josh dun. tyler joseph is the lead singer aka the only singer. he also goes by the name tyjo and he’s a smol bean who loves to scream, play ukulele and piano, and be sassy. josh dun is the lead drummer aka the only drummer. he also goes by the name jish or jishwa and he’s a cinnamon roll who loves to drum (obviously), backflip, and admire his best fren. their music doesn’t fit into a specific genre. their basically every genre except country. emos argue that twenty one pilots is emo, especially those who worship the emo trinity. twenty one pilots music is contradicting because of how happy it sounds, but the lyrics are so down. sometimes the songs will go from peaceful butterfly meadow, to dark angsty fires of hell in one short second. their hit album is blurryface, but their best album is regional at best just sayin. THEY JUST WANT YOU TO STAY STREET AND STAY ALIVE THEY ARE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THE CLIQUE. their old logo was |-/ but now that trench is somewhat out it’s ||-//

clique member: OH MY GOD TYLER JOSEPH FROM TWENTY ONE PILOTS FINALLY TWEETED
non clique member: cool.

by ifyouneedanydun August 21, 2018

Nintendo Pilot

Those in the military who fly drones from a thousand miles away in another country or continenet.

"He must have been a good video game player, because he is now a Nintendo Pilot flying that drone in Iraq from his living room couch."

by The DGNR8's Domain March 8, 2013

Co-Pilot

the act of two indivuduals venturing into two adjacent stalls in a bathroom to simultaneously deposit fecal matter in sync, and also discuss with each other the matters of life.

While co-piloting Matthew and Thomas were able to express their feelings regarding their views on the condition of each others bathroom stall.

by MTAHTOTMHAESW February 18, 2009