Pittsburgh Pine Tree

The term is best defined in a professional, grammatically correct manner.

Nautical Three Step Process:

1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.

2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.

3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.

Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"

Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009

University of Arkansas Pine Bluff

AKA "UAPB". Branch of the University of Arkansas that is located in Pine Bluff. This school is highly negroid, so UAPB also means yoU Are Probably Black.

My crappy GPA meant that I couldn't get into law school anywhere else, so I applied at University of Arkansas Pine Bluff.

by R. Jizz April 25, 2006

On The Pine

Anyone needing a stint on the sideline

Cherry is so on the pine after that

by TheRealRobStokes July 12, 2015

Riddin Pine

1. To be benched in a game. Otherwise known as the bench warmer.

2. The act of sitting on any bench such as in a park, at school, at work, ect.

John: I see you didnt get played all basketball game.

Jake: Yeah. I hate riddin pine.

John: But danm those cheerleaders were f-ing hot!

by Katie Nicholson January 14, 2009

Red Pine

Rare type of Cannabis that is only be grown in the suburbs of Boston and Boston itself, normally ranging from $25-$35 per gram. Often is either sticky and/or has a tint of crimson red. as of August 2009, the strand is most popular in the city of Boston.

I went down to Hull today to pick up an ounce of red pine...it was bomb.

by South Shore Cannabis December 18, 2009

white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.

Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.

by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012

Abnormal Pine

An insult used for a man/woman who simply doesn’t understand the magnitude of a situation. This person is simply put, the lowest of lows

Did you see Johnny miss the game winning free throw. That kids such an Abnormal Pine

by TylerWayne11946 November 23, 2020