Phlegucus

Phlegm and mucus. You get phlegucus when you either have Strep Throat, A cold, or a Sinus Infection. Usually comes out in thick, acidic chunks when one coughs.

"Dude, My throat hurt really bad!"

"Really? Did you have some phlegucus stuck in it?"

by Lizzie01832 June 7, 2009

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Phlempathy

Sharing and or understanding someones suffering due to an abundance of phlem

If you heard Libby's cough and saw the shit she's been spitting up you would have alot of phlempathy for her too.

Libby and Tracy were at home chatting. Tracy says, "I cant stop hacking up this nasty green shit" Libby replies, "GROSS"!! "Go cough that shit up somewhere else its making me sick" Tracy quickly replies, "Fuck off, you have no phlempathy for me you chode smuggler!"

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Phlegm Monkey

The thick mouth mucous, spit out and retrieved by suction, over and over.

Larry played with a phlegm monkey, much to the dismay of his friends.

by Resafandrab July 11, 2011

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phlegmeure

A piece of furniture resembling an antique effect drawer set, which contains a hidden cabinet element.

The name derives from the induced nausea brought about from the poor taste and judgement on display in the home of anybody purchasing such an item. Such people would generally be considered shallow and pretentious.

alt. - Name derives from the nasal and throat mucus brought about from the inhalation of low grade sawdust.

That phlegmeure is magnificent, darling. Would it match Paisley curtains?

by jgbasdf July 22, 2011

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