phalange

The derogative name for a vagina or pussy.

"Eurgh Rachel you have some crusty phalange. Put that shit away man"

by Will Parkinson January 25, 2008

phalanges

n. a "high five", i.e. slapping hands in celebration. From the literal meaning of the word - the bones of the fingers.

Great game, give me phalanges!

by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

phalanges

when you and another person bump your fists together in greeting or celebration (refers to the name of the bones in your hand that collide when the act is performed)

nice drive, areeb. give me some phalanges.

by Fortunato1 September 1, 2008

Phaliced

to have poopen in the shape of a penis.

"I phaliced yesteday, and it was bigger then my own snake :("

by lisonok August 31, 2011

Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

by Milandra September 29, 2011

Phailtastimongical

A fail so horrible it's almost the worst fail in existence.

Person 1: *tries to embed a youtube video onto FaceBook status*

Person 2: Well. That was phailtastimongical.

by 3jakUL8or G8or April 22, 2009

phallacious

A word describing the types of egomaniacal lies men will tell in order to get attention/sex.

His claim to have extensive knowledge about wine, philosophy and Italian sports cars is totally phallacious.

by Zagaloo November 25, 2009