When someone is slick pissed off at you but plays like they aren’t and they do the pettiest things to piss you off and get back at you.
Tom is so passive agressive petty when he turns on the dishwasher while meghan takes a shower so the water shuts off on her leaving shampoo in her hair…..again.
by MamaNasty May 13, 2025

Petty is exactly what Maria Jane r***e she is often called Mary Jane. Anytime your speaking of petty it’s prolly Maria
Maria is being very petty!
by Bootybuttbuttrbutt January 26, 2019

by charger17 September 14, 2020

Ya i'm petty... I'm petty all the time
P to the E to the T-T-Y
Look it up on YouTube if you don't know it
P to the E to the T-T-Y
Look it up on YouTube if you don't know it
Gurrrllll... she is sooooo petty
by I'm here b*tch August 27, 2019

by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022

A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
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The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.
by RLKI November 29, 2017
