Peruvian Handshake

When two people shove one of their arms up the asshole and throat of a recipient and do a handshake in the middle.

"Do you two want to do a Peruvian Handshake on me?"

by badpiggiez October 21, 2025

Peruvian Chupacabra

A woman dresses up as a goat while a man inserts BBQ sauce up her anus. Upon the initial insertion the man's dominant foot is also inserted in the anus emulating a stomping motion, effectively stirring the sauce. After roughly three minutes of anal BBQ stomping the man drinks his victory juice.

P1 : Why are your leg and mouth covered in BBQ sauce?
P2 : Me and my girl just did the Peruvian Chupacabra.

by KostasT November 9, 2025

Peruvian small dick syndrome

The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.

Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.

by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026

The Peruvian Oh Oh Oh

The type of WAP Peruvian women have..

it will definitely change your life and make you wanna be a better man. You must know how to swim to attain it. If you have it, you will want to bring her to meet your Mom. May cause you to call the police.

“Have you ever tried the Peruvian Oh Oh Oh? Cause I’m bout to change your life baby”

by ClaraJayyy January 6, 2021

Fake Peruvians

A kid who lies about being Peruvian and traveling the world.

Person 1: I met some fake Peruvians they’re annoying asf
Person 2: I hate them They cap about everything
Person 3: Yeah

by Caruso March 2, 2021

North Peruvian nickel stack

The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.

First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022