perma-teen brain

Not fully developed; No matter one's age, still acting pre-teen to teenager attitude. Drama-oriented attitude, naturally dramatic

she may be 50, but she's got a perma-teen brain, still trying to cause adolescent drama, she still hasn't matured.

by kandiekay February 20, 2011

perm-coma

when you wake up in the nightmare of a '70s hairdressing salon.

My jet-slagdom - 1/10th conscious, 9/10ths submerged in perm-coma; like an ice cube in a glass of whiskey.

by JollersStanley June 1, 2011

Perm Bank

Where people go to donate or adopt beautiful frizzy hair.

I've got a huge load I need to drop off at the perm bank.

by taco-tuesday February 2, 2012

perftext

Texting with perfect grammar and spelling, despite being completely wasted.

Guy: "Dude, how are you still able to text? You've had like 9 gin&tonics."
Girl: "Well, you know what they say, practice makes perftext."

by Forty/M.L. October 18, 2013

permabarrass

To so totally embarrass oneself in front of others that there is no guarantee it will ever be forgotten.

I was such a klutz I probably permabarrassed myself in front of my girlfriend.

by 8307c4 March 4, 2014

permabeard

The area of a man's facial magnificence which has not been touched by a razor for 2 years or more.

Wow, that guy's beard is so epic, he has permabeard all over his face!

by Silversword October 1, 2014

permaface

When you hit that blunt and smoking that hard core devils lettuce, you have this perpetual high look on there face

Dave smokes so much he has that permaface.

by notintoyou February 2, 2015