mule pecker

A large penis, a very well endowed man .

Lee showed Brooke his mule pecker and she was throughly impressed by the shear size of it and let out a gasp.

by Billy Jack 69 June 26, 2021

Decker pecker

When a person wearing braces gives head.

"Simon got a decker pecker the other day, he's called in sick since"

by refan17 October 14, 2020

Pecker's Fedora

When your boy stretches his ball sack around your erect peen

"Oh Herschel, this Pecker's Fedora looks so good, I wish I could wear it to the club"

by Nick Petrowski December 5, 2020

squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019

flappy pecker

When a guy what's to fuck you but his dick is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly

he pulled it out, I was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his dick off me like a flappy pecker

by The white knight November 20, 2015

Pecker Tongs

Man Hands

Get your pecker tongs away from me!

by Staar_75 October 15, 2018

Pecker Snot

Male Semen, Sperm,

She swallowed the whole load, she gargled down all my pecker snot

by Ezoangelofdeath June 18, 2021