Decker pecker

When a person wearing braces gives head.

"Simon got a decker pecker the other day, he's called in sick since"

by refan17 October 14, 2020

pecker puff

A cock queef, or means of flatulating out of the dick hole, I.e urethra. Usually shortly after the removal of a catheter, I.e semen snake.

After a night of violent masturbation, Kent's poor excuse for a urine stream came to a halt, immediately followed by a soft, bubbly pecker puff.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

mule pecker

A large penis, a very well endowed man .

Lee showed Brooke his mule pecker and she was throughly impressed by the shear size of it and let out a gasp.

by Billy Jack 69 June 26, 2021

squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019

pecker dropper

A girl so ugly she makes your dick soft

Did you see that ugly chick over there?
Yeah, she's a real pecker dropper.

by britaknee90 October 12, 2013

Spaz Pecker

The Pecker or "penis" of a Spaz or "Spastic". Subtly implies that the one whom the term is aimed at may have a deformed fella.

It's your round John. Leave it out you Spaz Pecker, I just got the last one in!

by Dick the sip January 13, 2010

Rainbow Pecker

The act of your partner vomiting up Lucky Charm's cereal on your schlong upon oral sex, typically resulting in a rainbow-like hue.

"Ay lads, looks like I got ye olde Rainbow Pecker last night with Becky..."

"Sorry boys, can't make the movie tonight. Got another case of the Rainbow Pecker."

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019