dis pear

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")

Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?

by amogusamoguseverywhere June 11, 2021

Hu-Pear

When a persons bottom half is larger then the top half of their body, achieving the appearance of a human pear.

That hu-pear got back for days.

by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

Alligator pear

The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.

It is also another name for avocado.

A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado

by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024

pear

bad; not good

your so pear bro

by H00ps2K June 2, 2025

PEAR

Acronym for Personal Experience and Amateur Research. Used to express an opinion/idea/information, but let people know it shouldn't be taken as gospel and they should do their own research.

In my PEAR opinion, _____is the best brand for bright hair colours cause it doesn't fade as fast.

by LunaTic89 August 29, 2021

Pear

A very homosexual fruit, but apples are better anyways

Apples are better than a Pear

by Kunaizz March 8, 2019

Pear

Da Pare! 🍐 It is a type of food to eat. And it can be someone's name, or even an animal's name, which is really sweet!

Girl 1: "I love you Pare!"

Cat named Pear: "Meow!"
Girl 1: "You are so cute!"

Cat named Pear: "Meow! Meow!"

Or
Girl 1: "Mmmmmmmm, these fruits are really sweet and juicy!"

Boy 1: "I love Pears, they taste delicious!"

by PumaCoco February 23, 2017