“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”
by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")
by amogusamoguseverywhere June 11, 2021

The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.
It is also another name for avocado.
It is also another name for avocado.
A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado
by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024

by Tashley Balls December 3, 2016
