Getting Patriotic 

This is when your fucking your bitch and you put an American flag in her asshole.

Hey Bill did you see my and my Wife Getting Patriotic last night? I sent you a video take a look.

Getting Patriotic by Whycantiusehashtags January 19, 2024

New England Patriots 

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

New England Patriots by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Not fucking patriotic enough

You're so horrible at your job you don't deserve your government position.

Alejandro Mayorkas is not fucking patriotic enough.

Not fucking patriotic enough by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2023

trumpet of patriots 

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.

Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.

trumpet of patriots by Moronica February 19, 2025

Trumpet of Patriots 

(Australian Slang) A deep, thundering fart; shamelessly delivered in a public place.

Everyone left the Quiet Carriage when Jonno sounded the Trumpet of Patriots.

Trumpet of Patriots by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025

Trumpet of Patriots 

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.

Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!

Trumpet of Patriots by jims gooning May 13, 2025