Patrick

A shrek look a like who loves gaming more than anything else. He's a pro fortnite player and a very humorous guy. He's temper although gets the best of him but overall a cool guy.
Patrick is a gaymer
by DryPain November 24, 2019
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A wanna be who thinks that the world revolves around him. Who enjoys his moms hairy strap on dildo, up his ass.
What's your name?, said Joe "My name is Patrick"

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!"Says Joe
by Joe Finkelberry January 09, 2010
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A complete loser and moron and dumber than any one else
Guy#1:Look at Patrick man, he's jiggling!

Guy#2:I know!!!! Patrick's such a little chode nugget.
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someone who has a penis shorter than his toe
omg look at his shoe size it must be a patrick
by bigslayer77181 January 02, 2017
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Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).
Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.

You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
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by FittestGNU March 22, 2016
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The one who you can always rely on to be there when you need him too. Patrick is the kind of guy that tries really hard to please the girl that he likes. He will never let you down. if you are dating a Patrick, don't make the mistake of letting him go. you will regret it. trust me.
Patrick is the best choice over any guy.
by iloveboys12 July 21, 2019
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