BOGOF Pasty

When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty
Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty
by HyFyR August 25, 2023
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Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 02, 2018
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Pasty Chucker

The term 'Pasty Chucker' is used to describe anyone from Cornwall .

The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.

The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
Example 1

Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!

Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...

Example 2

Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern

Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
by TommyP88 June 04, 2011
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pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'
by Lillikinns September 18, 2017
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PASTY TASTIC

Super smashing great. things which are fantastic to locals from plymouth
i saw this well nice trakor he was well pasty tastic
by Mistresssilent August 20, 2009
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Pasty Whackers

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss
by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021
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Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate
by Fish daddy June 19, 2015
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