A extremly pretty model that should always win contests.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is actually a cow under cover sent from outer space to collect as meny hot men as possible.Her mission isnt going as well as planned though...
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is actually a cow under cover sent from outer space to collect as meny hot men as possible.Her mission isnt going as well as planned though...
Paris Hilton
Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk
Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-
Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!
Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...
Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk
Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-
Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!
Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...
by Spazcat101 January 22, 2009
A nasty, disgusting whore who most guys get WAY turned off by, and who did nothing to deserve her fame, while people like me who are determined to make it big with actual talent, have to work harder than people like Paris Hilton will ever have to in their life. Paris does NOT deserve to be the celebrity she is, she's ugly, trashy, stupid, and she has nothing, *nothing*, to be proud of. And, to all you people who say people like me are "jealous", you need to reconsider who has dignity and talent here, and who is the world's ultimate whoreish piece of crap.
Paris couldn't get famous any other way, so what did she do? Made a sex tape that looked like two people having sex in Iraq.
by Wishmistress February 20, 2005
That girl is so Paris Hilton!
by mydogsnameispizza November 16, 2004
a skinny ultra rich-aloud-to-be-slut...who makes porns and has a show that makes us poor people feel even worse called the "simple life" meaning OUR life....
by NessYo April 26, 2006
Oh my gosh! I fucking hate Paris fucking Hilton!! Talk about a talentless whore! We wouldn’t even know who the hell she was if she wasn’t such a fucking whore! She can’t act, sing or do shit, she just stands there with her hand on her hip and smiles and gets money for it! I hate that bitch!!!
by jaime February 04, 2005
A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?
Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
by Rae Rae May 24, 2005
An unemployed trust-fund baby who:
Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.
by Bycho Psitch March 05, 2005