Markus Parily

The Nigastuck in mental prison with me because he was killed and the killer is trying to frame me for other deaths that have been happening... So to speak. Killer is unknown however I think his photo hangs on the wall of the Sacramento jail. He stalks me and is trying to perfect the perfect murder. I hope I've got enough attention from people around so they can catch this guy before or after he kills me.

Markus Parily

by DarkSide8 August 26, 2019

dirty parsley

When two males both simultaneously put one piece of parsley in their rectums and then pull it out and lick it like a lolly pop

Do you want to enjoy a dirty parsley

by Bigusbobs September 18, 2021

shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

massimo parinello

a bad boy that me, mia, arianna, and bianca b all love

that one kid is so hot—his name is massimo parinello

by marisssa_ June 4, 2023

pussy parole

When you want to get to know a lady at a bar, but her friend prevents you from doing so.

John: I met this girl Jane at the bar last night, but her friend cut me off and told me she was not interested.

Joseph: Damn, you got put on pussy parole.

by Enky April 6, 2024

Booty Parsley

residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and the mucky stuff that gathers around your ass hole after not washing for three days , and/or also the result of inadequate ass wiping. They probably wiped standing up and the toilet paper shavings fell down on the seat.

Ladies, if 6"5 Khal Drago came over and left booty parsley on your toilet seat before yall did grown up stuff, what yall doin?

by Letmynutsgo86 January 30, 2025

No Parole for the Goal

It's a phrase that means a penalty in Lacrosse that is locked in.

Lacrosse ref: Penalty on # 8, 2 minutes unnecessary roughness, full time!

Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty

by Luggage74 May 24, 2025