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Airplane Paranoia

When you get on an airplane and you think that anyone wearing a turban or a veil over their face is a terrorist. Which results in you being scared the entire flight and trying to avoid going near them. The effect usually wears off once you exit the plan.
Paul: When I was going to Florida I went through airplane paranoia when I saw this dude in a turban!

His Muslim Friend: ******* racist.
by ViscachaInfluenza August 28, 2012
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paranoid crybaby

A person that is insanely fearful of his or her surroundings and constantly whines over what they assume something bad will immediately happen to them caused by whatever they lay their eyes on.
You are such a paranoid crybaby. Why don't you just grow up and get over yourself??
by Archdruid1989 June 19, 2010
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PARANOIS

The art of making someone paranoid and annoyed at the same time
Kensi paranois me a lot when she stalks my Facebook
by Typhoenix April 4, 2017
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Internet Paranoid

One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"

Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
by HoustonH December 12, 2010
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paranoia

When your boses tell you that everything is going to be ok... then they leave.
by DS May 18, 2004
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Paranoia

When you think that everyone else is saying that you are preggers or have a big nose when really they have no desire to talk about you at all
'Gosh, I wish people would shut up saying that I'm preggers with a baby that has a nose the size of everest'

'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'
by deeeeeeeeeeayyy February 23, 2009
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ParanoidCoder

^ = true
by Anonymous February 23, 2003
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