Muslim punch

To punch one so hard in the armpit (and hit a specific pressure point) that they shit their pants
Of fuck did you see Timmy Muslim punch Bob? He totally shit his pants
by Sucka deez Chinese nuts May 28, 2018
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punching the munchkin

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.
Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.
by Gunner H August 27, 2006
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throat punch

rapid, unexpected knucklethrust into larynx of douchebag who is pissing you off. results: subject does horizontal chickendance, pukes,and cannot dial 911.
step a little closer; I cant hear you....Whats for lunch?
THROATPUNCH!!!
by eMyers February 01, 2004
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Punch face

The ring of punch found around a kids mouth after mass consumption of fruit punch. Though typically found in shades of red it can also be found in green, orange, purple, and blue. Punch face is usually accompanied by cookie crumbs, childhood obesity and an impoverished single mother.
Jake: " Hey bro that kids face is sunburned around his lips."

Brandon: " Nah man see the cookie crumbs on his shirt? He's dealing with chronic punch face."
by The amazing Brando May 08, 2014
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hunch punch

grain alcohol and/or vodka with fruit punch, hawaiian punch, other fruit juices, and/or fruit. can also add ginger ale, sprite, 7up etc for fizz.
hunch punch tear you up
by lilhood December 07, 2009
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punch a cone

to smoke a bong.
"wanna punch a cone?"
by takisho yakamoto January 15, 2009
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courtesy punch

When one must punch a friend or acquaintance to get them to quit making an ass of themselves or the group. Usually directed towards the face with much force.
Friend 1: Nobody's gonna get any booty if Frank doesn't shut the hell up!

Friend 2: Yeah, he needs a courtesy punch.

(Subsequent punch causes Frank to shut up)
by Oscar_Wilde February 21, 2009
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