by FrankM September 20, 2007

Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
by Sethward March 20, 2008

An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019

by Mr Ramada April 13, 2017

by Professor onion January 4, 2018

A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
by Kaydiv April 21, 2011

That little, round, brown earthenware bowl you keep in the fridge so that, on occasion, you can take it out and plunge your balls in it to cool down.
Man, Greg was so bummed his air con was broken until he remembered he had the onion bowl. That cooled him right now down.
by Mr Flaps January 8, 2017
